Navigating my way through Philadelphia one adventure at a time
The Great Gatsby. Mini bottles of champagne. Cute boy.. these are evenings I could get behind.
Survived Day One and Day Two.
Prior to trying this, I discounted Tracy as more of a celeb and did not expect to get anything out of this workout. But, two days in let me tell you, this is legit.
I grew up dancing, have been a Zumba instructor for four years, and workout about six times a week. I consider myself fit, but was falling into a rut. I also didn’t think the extreme of an Insanity or P90X would be right for me. This workout is amazing!
One hour, six times a week is definitely a commitment, but is approximate to a session with a trainer or a gym sesh alone. Tracy guides you through a nonstop thirty minute cardio dance class before beginning the thirty minute muscle exhaustion. Basically, a hundred leg lifts on one side before switching to another. Her method is to use your accessory muscles to tighten your muscle to the bone creating a generally lean look. In all of my years of working out, I have never seen some of these moves and they work exactly what they supposed to. Muscles I didn’t realize could even be targeted.
IF I can keep this up, Tracy promises a perfect body is possible. In Three Months. Here We Go!
That skinny little Tracy Anderson is a crazy bitch and I mean that in the best way possible. I think I died. She killed me and I liked it.
Tracy Anderson Metamorphosis. Hipcentric. Day 1. Operation Get it Together begins.
Caught myself a sugar daddy…
We are Remanda. The work bff and I have morphed into one person. Somewhere in between the IM’s, we do manage to get work done..It’s time to share our deep thoughts with the world:
R [3:18 PM]:
lets move to vegas and work at zappos
A [3:19 PM]:
theya re all so happy there
wonder if they put something in the vents there
R [3:19 PM]:
Well they have lots of parties
and free meals
A [3:19 PM]:
thats enough for me lol
also…we could apply our discount to essie
thats my primary focus
A [3:21 PM]:
haha love it
A [3:29 PM]:
R [3:34 PM]:
this is the truth
im banking on my strategy of spending my entire vacay in dive bars in va beach
waiting for a navy seal to rescue me
A [3:35 PM]:
this convo is hilarious
and if that happens ill be super jealous
R [3:36 PM]:
this is why we’re fabulous
also, they run in packs
so i’ll keep one on reserve for ya
if anyone could handle us…it would be the nations finest
A [3:38 PM]:
haha that might be the only type
but ill definitely take it
Our dreams are real y’all.
No risk, no reward. Big Moves tonight…
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